[1] written by Mogel

You never liked your friends in high school very much. They
were generally "alright" by conventional standards, you supposed, but
as senior year pressed on, you were progressively becoming more and
more of a social elitist -- eventually only hanging out with the
captain of the football team, the head cheerleader, and the guy with
the most Dragonlance boxed sets. The four of you would sometimes go
on amazing adventures together around the neighborhood! Today is no
exception. Bright and early your friends assembled outside your front
door, full of a brand new project -- "let's go explore the woods!"

* If you'd like to go exploring the woods with your friends, go to [2].
* If you'd like to go back to sleep, go to [3].