[12] written by Isaac

    Your instincts tell you to run or quickly find something heaven
    to beat down the abomination, but are you feeling sympathetic and down
    right cheeky today like a curious little monkey. So, you lean towards
    him in hopes better understanding his dying-old-lady voice. That is
    when his hand shoots out and he seizes the side of your head and hair.
    You scream such a high tone it can barely be heard by human ears. Oh,
    and you die after he bites a large chuck of your head off. The end.