[13] written by Swiss Pope

    Heart racing, you sprint through the forest alone until you come
    to a clearing to catch your breath. Was what you have seen real? You
    recall the day at school when your civics teacher announced the former
    President's death-- surely that could not have been him! But the
    corpse's beady eyes, widow's peak in the hair, nose of a crooked Quaker
    leaves no doubt in your mind that it was indeed Richard Milhouse Nixon.
    Suddenly you hear the sounds of voices and footsteps-- could they be your
    friends, could they be hunters, could they possible be... ARMY GUYS?

    * If you want to hide, hoping that you are not discovered, go to [28].
    * If you want to shout out, letting yourself be known, go to [29].