[26] written by Ewheat

When your high school teacher told you to read Marx, you shushed
The Communist Manifesto for an evening of Jennifer Aniston and Matthew
LeBlanc in NBC's "Friends." You've resorted to marijuana and other
social-dependent drugs because of this.

You toke a joint and realize these friends of yours aren't
really your friends, and they'll never amount up to a masturbation
session over-reviewing Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow's chest-sizes...

You lose all friends. Become a hermit. Write a best-seller
that nobody understands but your "intellectual muse." Hahaha, you
loser! The end!