[34] written by Kaia

The Star bucks coffee is a thousand degrees hot and instantly
grills your insides into jerky. Your friends, now starving because
they had lost their fearless leader, stumble upon the freshly-grilled
meat. As they realize it's not a mirage, they devour your lean,
hickory-smoked flesh. Serves you right for patronizing franchises
that mercilessly devour their small business competitors! The end.