[35] written by AnonGirl

You begin to chug away the Bailey's, beginning to feel tipsy.
After deciding you've had enough to drink, you sit back against a
large tree and smoke a cigarette, taking in the wonderful nature air.
Suddenly the tree begins to shake. You stand up and stare at the
shaking tree for a while when out of nowhere a giant cycloptic behemoth
jumps out from the treetop. Standing face to face with the tall
monster, you notice the items on its belt consist of swords, daggers,
knives, and coconut shell shot glasses... and it seems to know kung-fu.

* To run for your life, go to [41].
* To challenge the cycloptic beast in a drinking contest, go to [42].