[37] written by Mistawho

You are whisped away to an open pasture, there seems to only
be you.

"This'll be the physical test, kill your opponent and you'll
move to the next test."

Simple enough, right? But that opponent so happens to be
Jackie Chan. As he politely removes your testicles and shoves them
down your throat, you only manage to utter, "holy fucking shit."
Go to [41].