[40] written by Teerts

you clear off a fire pit and even drag a big rock over so you can
sit, but when you're about to build your fire, you realize that you
don't have matches... "AHA!" you exclaim as you reach in your fifth
pocket for your zippo...you start to cry when you find that your
favorite lighter is gone too! you sit on your rock and start munching
on your fingerfoodsnacks when you notice that the temperature is
dropping, rapidly. Since you are such an socially elitist mofo, you
think you can handle it and just decide to wait out the nite... colder
it gets... your core body temperature drops way below 37 and hypothermia
sets in... you are never seen again. the end.