[45] written by Trilobyte

    you leave the distinctly new-age homosexual portion of the
    mysterious woods and walk a few thousand feet in a northward direction.
    Your head implodes, explodes, MINDWARP. Are you LISTENING to WHAT I'M
    SAYING?

    YOU ARE STANDING IN AN OPEN FIELD WEST
    OF A WHITE HOUSE, WITH A BOARDED FRONT
    DOOR.
    THERE IS A SMALL MAILBOX HERE.

    > OPEN MAILBOX [53]
    > GO WEST [54]