[47] written by Mutter

"Hello, there," you say to one of the winged creatures which
lands gracefully on your hand. She hesitates to speak for a few seconds
but then utters in a high-pitched fairy voice what sounds like, "Fuck
you, mother bitch!" Appalled at what you hear, you clasp your hands
together, thus crushing the fairy with a loud crunch. Upon seeing the
gooey remains, the other fairies start to attack by throwing man-eating
jelly beans at you.

Apparently you were unaware that "Fuck you, mother bitch" was a
very polite greeting in fairy-ese -- sucks for you. The end.