[50] written by aster

you love mushrooms, they are your *friend*. but they are very
very very very very evil, so you must be very very very very careful.
you eat it and enjoy it mixing in some dandelion greens and carrots
and rabbit heads. Then you die because the rabbit's bodies come out
and break your legs with mallet and shove your head into a bicycle
spokes on it's way to town. the end.