[52] written by Meenk

    You tell your buddy to do his best Carl Lewis impersonation at
    your signal. You pound into his tight, bleeding rectum, watching for a
    chance to escape. The army du0ds begin to get restless and start joking
    with each other. One of them starts to tell a long faggot joke and you
    slap your pal on the ass, HARD. He takes off like a greyhound on pcp.
    You underestimated his acceleration and find yourself writhing on the
    floor, screaming, as your friend escapes, your torn penis hanging out
    of his asshole. The army du0ds are pissed that you interrupted their
    jokes and begin to kick and beat you. They get a large stick and ram
    it into your ass, tearing through your intestines, puncturing your
    lung. You drown on your own blood. The end.