[55] written by Phairgirl

    You use your trusty Boy Scout Transporter Beam to fling yourself
    to the address she had provided. You knock upon the door to find
    yourself confronted by a humongous set of breasts and a big toothy
    smile. However, she notices you don't have Kiki with you. And before
    you can offer the services of your plethora of whores or a cut in your
    investments with the Italian mafia, she vaporizes you with her laser
    vision. The end.