[56] written by Deadpan

You attempt to remove your extremities so that you can fit the
trunk of your body into the mailbox. However, once you have removed
your legs, genitalia, and left arm, you realize that you have nothing
with which to remove your right arm with and at any rate, you can't
reach to mailbox to pull yourself in. You ponder this Disco Ball World
as you lie, impotently in a pool of your own, surprisingly tangy,
bodily fluids. Eventually you get bored and go home. The end.