[57] written by Meenk

> GO NORTH

You walk up the street to the Pet Store and spend your last few
bucks on a cat. It is a pretty shabby cat, with bald spots, matted fur,
and bent whiskers. Hey, it was cheap. You tie a rope around it's neck
with a homemade sign that says 'Kiki'. You get a box, throw in some
chicken nuggets and a no-spill cup of ice, and stuff the cat inside.
When the mailman comes, you give him the box, purchase an 'OVERNIGHT'
sticker and postage, then kick back and wait. Two weeks later, after
you forgot the woman in Australia and the cat, you received a big
package. You open it, and inside is the BIGGEST FUCKING EMERALD you
have ever seen. You sell it and get some cocaine, cocktails, and
naked party freaks. The end.