[61] written by Nybar

    You swoon. When you wake up two hours later, you are in an
    underground detention center. Worse yet, you have a monster erection.
    "Maybe I can help you with that." "Cripes," you think, "it's Natasha,
    my deadly love interest. And yet, I do have a rather large erection..."
    As she helps you with your pants, your quick, undercover mind devises a
    solution to this deadly problem. She takes your pants off.

    "Give me a blow-job!", you command!

    "Surely dahlink, but only if joo will pleasure my haht loinS
    aftah. For you see.. I am the wife of Adolf Hitler! And he is impotent
    in one ball, which leaves me not getting any!"

    "Ok, if only I can cum hard enough..." you think as she sucks.
    "Ok, here goes." You imagine a naked italian, and the resulting
    cum-river knocks her into the wall. You use your 1960's teenage,
    special agent muscles to snap the urridium bondage gear you are held
    captive in.

    A red-velvet chair swivels around. A debonaire man sitting in it
    says "Very impressive, agent-K. But next time, keep your pants on!
    Now, which assignment would you like next?"

    * If you respond "Let me kill Hitler!", go to [66] .
    * If you respond "Let me find out who dog-napped your poodle!",
    go to [67].