[63] written by Avenger

    You eat marshmallows and giggle like a schoolgirl. Yay! that
    felt good. You giggle like a schoolgirl for several minutes. Is this
    fun or what?

    Richard Nixon walks over and begins to draw a diagram of the
    Reagan administration on your arm. Henry Kissinger covers a mole. Hmm.
    This annoys you.

    Marcia Brady walks over. She attempts to piss standing up.
    Unsuccessful, she helps to giggle like a schoolgirl.

    Hillary Clinton walks over. She pulls out a large piece of
    styrofoam. She stuffs it in your mouth, and you can no longer giggle
    like a schoolgirl.

    This tragedy causes your brain to explode. Marcia Brady is now
    eating pieces of your head. The end.