[68] written by Oeb

    You quickly reach down to grab your face and smush it back on
    your skull. Success! The blood dried and clotted just perfectly to hold
    a permanently disgruntled visage. You, however, realize that John
    Dillinger is still there and still holding a shotgun -- with intent of
    using it. You think about pleading for mercy, but what good would it
    do, your face is permanently marked, "pissed off."

    John Dillinger promptly sticks the barrel of the gun in your
    mouth and pulls the trigger removing the head you had just affixed your
    face onto. And you're sad because life goes on. You end.