[7] written by Darwin

The ground beneath you gives way with a loud *SNAP* as you, the
cheerleader and the Nerd all slide down a steep embankment into a muddy
pit. The captain of the football team looks down at you and begins to
taunt you. The Jock is suddenly quiet and then you hear the sounds of
a struggle and the Jock babbling incoherently. You hear a wet crunching
noise and a scream as The Jock's lifeless body flies into the pit and
lands arranged in all the wrong ways. As the cheerleader starts
screaming and the Nerd starts rolling two 10 sided die, you realize
it's up to you to take charge of an ugly situation.

* If you smoke a joint, go to [14].
* If you whip out a pocket knife and calm your friends down, go to [15].