[71] written by Cstone

You grab a random jar of paste and settle down to watch Rocky XV.
(Fortunately, it's been years since you've seen any of the Rocky movies,
so you're entertained by the movie.) You're so engrossed that you don't
notice the peeling red toxic chemical warning label on the jar of paste,
and you mistake the burning nausea from the toxins for hunger pains.
You die. The end.