[72] written by Ior

as the dog pisses on your corpse, you suddenly feel strange
urges, and are surprised as you reawaken as a vampire! you waste no
time in making the dog your vampire slave, and proceed to the rest of
your family. you manage to take out your asshole step-father first
(you've always had a thing about him), but as you step towards your
religious-nut cousin, he pulls out a cross and drives you back! since
you're still not used to your new vampire body, you stumble over your
own feet and fall backwards onto a strategically placed wooden stake.
your body burns up and you know no more. the end.