[74] written by LilNilHil

You quickly snap back to your senses and realize you are banging
Gary Coleman. Slowly you extract yourself from Gary as to not anger his
washed-up security gaurd ass. This does not work, Gary pulls out a gun,
the army men pull out more guns, and lot's of people die. Including
your lame, homophobic asshole. No one misses you. The end.