[76] written by LilNilHil

You begin to see visions of large bouncing percentage symbols
singing the oompa loompa song.

"This is not good... oh shit," you say, just as a large
percentage shaped creature jumps out at you. He has a schlong that can
knock over trucks, he's more pissed off than your father was that night
at the Browns game, and he's just a bubblin' wif snot. His name is
Mister Walltits, and he wants your money. Now.

* If you would like to pay Mister Walltits, go to [77].
* If you would like Mister Walltits to go fuck himself, go to [78].