[80] written by g0ff

You remember that your hat says "WWMS", but, forgetting that it
actually stands for "Wild Warez MEoW Society", think to yourself, "What
would mommy say?" Mommy would say, "Clean up your room," "Do the dishes,
please," or "Don't forget about your homework."

Realizing that all these concepts arise from the adage "Finish
what you've started," you decide that your mother really would have
wanted you to kiss Melissa. You throw your arms around her and get in
one brief kiss which lasts but a brief moment.

While the kiss is brief, your relationship and love maintain
themselves throughout the rest of your lives, and you and Melissa
continue to walk the path of life in happy bliss, staying forever away
from Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, sports, cheerleaders, and those who
form cliques.

The end.