[59] written by Deadpan

As you turn around to go back to the house, John Dillinger steps
out from behind a (before un-noticed) tree holding an advanced sniper
rifle. You realize that you are now in Dallas, Texas with a rather
nice view of Jackie O. cradling John F. Kennedy's broken head in her
lap. He takes a look at you, surprised for a moment, and says "Hail
Eris."

* If you respond "All Hail Discordia.", go to [60].
* If you swoon like a pansy, go to [61].