[65] written by Kyst

Your friends and family journey to Los Crazy Mexican's
Upside-Down Burial Parlor to pay their last respects to you. After
searching all of Texas for the Burial Parlor you have chosen, they find
Los Crazy Mexicans Upside-Down Burial Parlor. The place is a mess, it
didn't occur to you that all of the furniture would be on the ceiling
and therefore your friends would have nowhere to sit, but oh well, that
isn't your problem now, is it? The small crowd gathers around the small
chandelier in the center of the room, below your coffin. A priest walks
into the room and begins the eulogy in Spanish. Everyone begins to cry
and do not notice that a young man is trying to peer into your coffin.
This must be Los Crazy Mexican!!! Hadn't someone warned you about him?!
Bewildered, your loved ones watch as Los Crazy Mexican opens your
coffin. Your corpse spills out and hits the floor with an extremely
loud, meaty "THUD!" sound. This "THUD!" apparently awoke the Los Crazy
Mexicans Upside-Down Burial Parlor's dog. Startled, he leaps from the
corner of the parlor.

* If the dog starts humping your family's legs and pissing on your
carcass, go to [72].
* If the dog begins to devour your dead body, go to [73].