[70] written by Avenger

You giggle like a random blunt object. In this case, an 80-lb.
UNIX manual. For no good reason, you hear the theme to Rocky IV. Rocky
ambles towards you.

"hey! i'm here to save philadelphia!" rocky mutters as he punches
the small masturbating boy's foot. You decide to ponder why donuts have
a hole in them. For desperate guys to fuck? As necklaces for very small
Swedes?

Richard Nixon and Rocky decide to have an apocalyptic conflict.
Oh well, something to pass time.

Hmm. This is pretty fucked up. You wonder who invented the
donut. You wonder why Rocky has a black eye, 30 years after the filming
of the movie.

* If you choose to watch Rocky XV and eat paste, go to [71].
* If you choose to molest Richard Nixon and be extremely confused,
go to [99].