[10] written by Darwin

After the requisite five seconds of abject horror, you and your
vapid friends jump to your feet, aghast at the spooky corpse which is
lying face down in an eddy of the forest brook. The corpse is dressed
in a conservative blue suit which contrasts the putrescent white of its
bloated flesh. Summoning up your courage, you flip the corpse over
onto its back and are shocked to see the face of the 37th President
of these United States, Richard Milhouse Nixon!

Your surprise at seeing the former leader of the free world
increases tremendously when his lips start to move and you hear him
speak!

"Please.. let me explain..", he rasps in an a voice that sounds
like a creaking door.

* If you listen to what Tricky Dick has to say, go to [12].
* If you run like hell from the undead Richard Nixon, go to [13].