[58] written by Phairgirl

As your memories swell up into the back of your mind, you realize
that jumping isn't going to be the worst thing in your life. Your life
was entirely worthless. From the day your pastor spanked you with the
golden chalice to the time your mother pawned your Transformers, you've
known that over the edge was the only way to go. Your jump, a perfectly
executed swan dive, was graceful and exhilarating. However, to your
dismay, you land on a mountain of marshmallows.

* To finish what you've started with your Boy Scout Vorpal Blade,
go to [62].
* To eat the marshmallows, go to [63].