[69] written by Avenger

You now notice the little boy masturbating in the corner, who has
eluded your view this entire time. He looks rather happy, and you ask
him for a $20 to buy some crack.

"Fuck you, jizzsniffer; I've had enough of all your shit; I'm
friends with some powerful people, you know! Richard Nixon, Hillary
Clinton, and Marcia Brady, just to name a few!"

The boy masturbates angrily, to emphasize his words.

You find this rather funny, and decide to hack something.
Finding nothing to hack, you decide to giggle. yeah. giggle.

* If you choose to giggle like a schoolgirl, go to [63].
* If you choose to giggle like a random blunt object, go to [70].